“Coffee: Because Adulting Without It Is Just Sleepwalking in Public”

Let’s be honest. Coffee isn’t just a drink—it’s a lifeline, a personality trait, and possibly the only reason half of us haven’t been banned from group chats.

At Culture Coffee, we don’t just serve coffee—we serve coping mechanisms in a cup. Whether you’re a “triple-shot oat milk with a splash of existential dread” kind of person, or someone who drinks it black and strong like your emotional walls, we’ve got something for you.

Fun Facts We Didn’t Make Up (But Wish We Had)

• Coffee was discovered by goats. Seriously. A goat herder noticed his goats dancing after eating coffee berries, and humans were like, “Yeah, I want that energy.”

• The average coffee drinker consumes 3.1 cups a day. The .1 is from the cup you forgot in the microwave and reheated five times.

• Caffeine works by blocking adenosine, the chemical that tells your brain to take a nap. So basically, it’s your brain’s “Do Not Disturb” mode.

Why Culture Coffee Just Hits Different

We do coffee with a twist—mushroom blends, CBD mocktails, salted cold foam, and a vibe so chill you’ll forget you’re on your third espresso. We’re here for the surfers, the stressed-out parents, the artists, the 9-to-5ers, and everyone who’s ever had to pretend to be a morning person.

So next time you’re tired of life giving you lemons, come get coffee instead. We promise it’s more effective (and less sticky).

Culture Coffee: Caffeinating the Texas Coast one glorious cup at a time.